Eleanor and the Magic Lamp

Eleanor found a magic lamp
That weighs but a gram
She gave it a violent shake
And out popped a little sheikh

"Hello little one
Your wish is my command
For you a wish I grant"

"Dear me, dear me
This cannot be
Alladin had three
Why not me?"

"I'm sorry Eleanor
But you can't have more
Now, stop being a bore
And tell me what you wish for"

"If that is the case
Let's cut to the chase
I wish for a little pony
One that is not too bony"

"I am afraid that can't be done
Because I don't have one
Instead little miss
How about a kiss?"

"Now you're just taking the piss!"
Say Eleanor with a hiss
"I wish you are condemned
For eternity in your bloody lamp!"